Critical Voyage of Reasoning


So, take the following test presented here.
OK, relax, clear your mind and, lets begin.
Don’t scroll down until you have the answer and don’t
cheat!
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1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: “bread.” If you said “toast,” then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, “bread,” go to Question 2.
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2. Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk.” What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk,” please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat.
If you said “water” then proceed to question 3.
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3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said “green bricks,” what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions?
If you said “glass,” Then!! go on to Question 4.
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4. It’s many years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.)
Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of “no man’s land” between East Germany and West
Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in “no man’s land”?
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Answer: You don’t, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.
If you said, “Don’t bury the survivors”, then proceed to the next question.
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5. Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus
from Abuja to Lagos. In Abuja, 17 people get on the
bus. In Lokoja, six people get off the bus and nine
people get on.
In Akure, two people get off and four get on. In Ibadan,
11 people get off and 16 people get on.
You then arrive in Lagos. What was the name of the
bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don’t you remember your own name? It was YOU!!! Read the question carefully
NOW SCORE YOURSELF

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