Don’t take time to read this poem
It won’t be time well spentAt the end you’ll call it boring, stupid and senseless.
This poem has no underlying theme.
Do not waste your time reading this poem
You are a logical being, this poem makes no sense
This poem is watching you trying to make sense from this poem.
This poem has no rhyming scheme and
It is surprised you are still reading this poem
This poem had presumed you were a more serious person.
This poem is surprised you do not obey instructions but
It is impressed you atleast read them.
This poem is not afraid of critics
It says what it likes, however it likes to
Oh, can’t you see this is just a bloody waste of time
But you managed to still go on to the next line.
And now for no reason I’ll make this one rhyme
By stupidly ending with the word lime.
I’ve not written this for any stupid poetry award
Of course I’ll fail if I wrote this in a test.
And yet again I stupidly end with the word best
I warned you from the very title.
I do not write poems for any stupid title!
And ehen, I can end this poem with any sentence that I want,
Whether it make sense to you or I spelt that wrong.
And don’t tell me ‘it’s a poem and its sentences must not be unnecessarily too long if not they will not go down well’
It’s my poem!
Slippers are good things.